Sogiita

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Sogiita (AKA Soggy Noodles) is the current ruler of Kamachiland. A man of few words, yet strong moral character. He puts up with a lot of shit from people, but do not try to anger him. Those that have unfortunately witnessed his powerful Hammer of God. Never ask to be kicked, because he will be all too happy to oblige. His enforcers, Mad-Mast Myst and Axe Murderer Frodo will make sure to keep you in line. His current rank is Prime Minister to Queen Sponge, but many believe he wants more power.



Throughout his time in Kamachiland, Sogiita’s reign has been plagued by controversies. The most memorable is Piggate, where he almost lost his position during his wild years. There was also the initial rebellion where Sogiita seized power over the previous owner, whose name has been scrubbed off the history books.

Even though he doesn’t speak much, his voice commands respect. This caused him to gain the title, Voice of the Mountain. All who hear him speak fall to their knees and grovel at his might. Only those who have achieved the rank of Gremlin have learned not to succumb to his charisma. He’s not evil, but does not believe in democracy and is a firm supporter of dictatorships.

While he may seem unbeatable, he does have one main weakness. He is unable to read. He requires a text to speech addon to allow him to know what is happening in the discord. It takes him a while to go through the thousands of posts a day, but he always does. It is advised you do not insult him or he will find out.